This Guy's A Bore -Song by Almost Huemon

This Guy’s A Bore
i see good lookin women on the streets
on bar stools, in theatre seats
the guys they’re with are such a drag
i don’t know, what they do for sure
talk to their friends of something cryptic
or mystic, i just don’t know
how can they hang upon their arm
maybe they’re trained to hide from harm

but one thing that i know for sure
THIS GUY's A BORE

maybe a photograph of him
would give you the same lift that you’re in
cause when you’re with him all alone
what do you do when he goes on
on to his empty conversay
do you really like it going that way

but one thing that i know for sure
THIS GUY's A BORE

well women do not seem to mind
cause i can tell you what i see
but if they’re standing by a tree
would they cling to it and pretend to be
be happy with the wood they hold
its denser charm can be so bold

but one thing that i know for sure
THIS GUY's A BORE

That's right. How many times have you seen some great babe with an absolute, state-of-the-art, ground zero, not wiki-wiki, talk-about-myself, non-interruptable, perfect hair placed, anal-retentive, self-righteous, can't handle the hot sauce, likes Barry Manilow, forgets to button collar down, won't walk in the rain: BORE.

Almost Huemon's seen it once or twice.....

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Song Trivia:
Tim handles most of the
"stringed things" in this one.
Guitar tuning: standard

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